Me shopping for clothes basically sounds like this:
“It feels weird”
“It’s too itchy”
“It’s too tight”
“I don’t like those patterns”
“Why’s it got writing on it? I don’t want writing on my shirts”
“It’s not comfy enough”
“It’s too baggy”
“It doesn’t look nice enough”
“Ughhh, this is impossible”
“Are we done yet? I’m getting bored now, I’ve had enough”