Tumblr Code.

squided:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

sunghost:

that dissociation feel when you say something out loud, but the moment you close your mouth again you immediately have NO idea whether you actually said it or just thought about saying it

I feel this. And opposite too. I thought about saying something and now i can’t remember if I said it or just thought about it.

the-sun-of-rome-is-set:

chronolith:

systlin:

tomcats-and-tophats:

garliccloves:

classical-cacophony:

wardencommanderrodimiss:

this is too real

Note this doesn’t work for bi girls!! 

Mara Wilson is a bisexual woman

Boy bands are almost overwhelmingly cultivated around the easiest way to sell shit to young girls, which very heavily leans into societally dominant heterosexual love story narratives, which in themselves tend to focus on specific attitudes towards gender roles, presentation, and styles of attraction. 

Bi women are not straight so we do not conceptualize our gender and attraction the same way a straight woman would because we do not function under the same societal pressures and dynamics. Ergo, the marketing around and content within the songs by many boy bands can be incredibly alienating to a bi woman audience even if they still experience attraction to men because we often do not experience that attraction in a way palpable to or even considered by those cultivating the public image of these bands.

Accusing Mara Wilson, a bi woman, of bi erasure, for sharing an amusing anecdote on her own experience, is ridiculous. But it is also an incredible disservice to bi women like myself who are more than acutely aware that we are (and always have been) a far cry from this media’s target audience – and it is, in fact, a demonstration of the effects of bi erasure that people so stalwartly align us with heterosexuality that we’re accused of erasing ourselves when we talk about our alienation from mainstream m/f-focused media.

As another bi woman, I had to blink and think if I even know any boy bands. 

I don’t. 

Same. I spent a solid 10 minutes trying to remember any boy bands *ever* and drew a massive blank.

Bi as fuck over here.

Ace lesbian, couldn’t even name a boy band. COULD name a dozen baritones / bass-baritones anytime, though. I just fucking despised pop music even as a teen.

I had to think for a good 10 min, I liked nsync? And the Beatles. And probably backstreet boys. But i couldn’t tell you who was in them. Just which songs I like?

fjordhulder:

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

wirtish:

it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it

Reminds me that heavy breathing/eggplant movie me and @buggy-megu watched on late night tv. The one with the scene that steps away from the movie, with the guy at the desk. “Just to make sure this movie gets an r rating we’ve come to say ‘fuck you’”