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Author: immortalwave
Shapeshifters: Another Quintuple Binder Giveaway
Friends. Comrades. Fellow shapeshifters. Fantastical people of all stripes and spots.
We’ve made 250 more sales since our last giveaway.
What can we say? It’s incredible. There are so many exciting changes in the works, made possible by your business and your spreading the word, and we’re working so hard to make them reality so we can show you everything.
In the meantime, here’s a quintuple giveaway to tide you over.
The five lucky winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters binder. This means any single-sided, non-custom binder in the store.
Thank you always for spreading the word, telling your friends, talking about us, and, of course, for your amazing direct support. You’re so excellent.
The fine print:
- Only reblogs or retweets count. One per blog/twitter. No giveaway blogs.
- Retweet this tweet and follow the @ShapeshiftersCB twitter for an extra entry.
- Entries from all countries are welcome.
- You may reblog without entering, just tag or comment accordingly so we know. Signal boosts are always appreciated.
- If you have commentary, please add it in the tags! Due to Tumblr limitations beyond our control, your entry may not be counted if you add text to this post.
- Five winners will be randomly selected from all entrants on **August 05, 2017**. We will send an ask and a message notifying Tumblr winners, and a DM notifying winners on Twitter.
- If any winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.
- Any winner may purchase add-ons to their binder as desired.
Me thinking about the explosion of fan art that will be coming when Season 3 premieres
You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
Ahh, not so fast 🏃🏻 Morty. You heard your mom👩🏼, we’ve got adventures 🔥to go ➡️on 😩👌Morty. Just you☝️ and me✌️🤞and sometimes your sister👱♀️🤳, and sometimes your mom👩🏼 but NEVER 🙅♂️🚫your dad🙎♂️!You wanna know why ⁉️❓Morty? Because he 🚫CROSSED ❌😡me. oh it gets 🌚darker🌌🌃 Morty… Welcome 👽to the darkest😭🌚 year 🗓of our👨👦 adventures. First 1️⃣☝️thing that’s different, no 🚫🙅♂️more dad 🙎♂️❌Morty. He 💢threatened 👀👎to turn me 🤦♂️in to the 😓government, so I made him💩 and the government🏛 go away🖕🏼💃🏽… I repla-burp-ced them both 🙎♂️🏛as the defacto-patriarch 💁♂️of your family👨👩👧👦, AND your universe💫☄️. Your mom 👩🏼wouldn’t❌ have accepted ✅me if I came home 🏠without you 👲and your sister👱♀️. So now you know the REAL 💯👌👌reason I rescued you. I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY 👨👩👧👦MORTY! 🗣🗣🗣And if you tell your mom 👩🏼or sister 👱♀️I said any of this, I’ll🚫 DENY 🙅♂️👌🏽it. And they’ll take my side, 😁🤗because I’m a hero😝, Morty. And now you’re 🤡gonna have to do whatever👁 I say🗣👄,Morty, FOREVER‼️A-and I-I’ll go ➡️➡️out and find 🔎some more of that 👅Mulan🍥🍜, Szechuan 🤤💦Teriyaki🍗 dipping sauce🍶, Morty. Because that’s, 👉👉that’s what this 🙏is all about ✊️Morty‼️‼️Th-that’s my one ☝️arm 🤳🤙man🕴🏽. I’m not 🚫driven🚘 by avenging my dead💀 family 👨👩👧👦Morty, that was 🙅♂️FAKE!!‼️I-I’m driven 🚗by finding🔭🔬 that, 🍗McNugget😩👌🏽💦 Sauce. I want that Mulan🍜 McNugget🍗💦 Sauce, Morty. That’s my series 🎬arc 🌈Morty! If it takes 9️⃣seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET 🍗DIPPING, 👅SAUCE SZECHUAN 🤤SAUCE 🗣🗣💦MORTY! TH-THAT’S 👉WHAT’S GONNA 👏👏👏TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE 🔚 MORTY! SEASON, 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS MORTY! 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 👏👏UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING 💦💦👅SZECHUAN SAUCE! FOR 9️⃣7️⃣MORE YEARS MORTY! I WANT 💯💯THAT MCNUGGET 🍗🍗🍗SAUCE MORTY!!!
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
– dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
– sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin piethis is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
– rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
if you’re lgbt and a transmisogynist like i’m really sorry you’re an idiot and don’t realize trans women literally created this community cause that’s really sad, like we wouldn’t have a community without them. you waving your pitchfork and incomprehensible rhetoric to thank them is sad. and all i’m gonna feel in response is utter secondhand embarrassment for how stupid you are. like you’re dumb bye
don’t just like this, reblog it! let trans women know you love and support them in this community!
Can we please please normalize subtitles?
Subtitles are:
1. A necessity for deaf people
2. REALLY helpful for those who are partially deaf, have APD (like me and my sister) or any other hearing problem
3. really helpful for those who can’t focus well, especially for those with ADD/ADHD (like me)
4. Is incredibly helpful for people learning a second language, or for bilingual people who can read better than they can hear
5. Even if you aren’t into learning the language, there are countless amazing foreign movies and songs you really can’t enjoy without subtitles!
6. Can help people (like my sister) who have reading comprehension
7. Can help when you’re having a party and you don’t want to pause every time someone wants to make a comment/joke
8. Can help when the characters in the show have a heavy accent (especially in period shows)
9. Let’s be honest subtitles can really add to the humor of the show! (”sobs mathematically”, “screeches loudly”, “angrily fixes bowtie”)
10. Can let people watch content without headphones, or in areas of loud noises.
11. Alternatively, If someone has sensitive hearing or is triggered by loud noises, they can turn the volume down low and still be able to enjoy the content
12. The last bit is VERY true for movies where they switch between soft speaking and LOUD BOOMING NOISES (I’m looking at you hunger games)
13. Very good for helping young kids recognize and associate words and learn to read faster!
14. Really good when you’re eating chips/crunchy candy and can’t hear the movie
15. IS A NECESSITY FOR DEAF PEOPLE!!!
I can’t even tell you how many of my friends made fun of me for needing subtitles, to the point of where I just don’t bother with them anymore. Asking for subtitles at an event is the scariest thing I can imagine. People often complain that it “gets in the way” of their movie. Watching shows (especially in loud areas or with people who talk a lot) is incredibly frustrating for me. People often think I’m stupid for not understanding a show or needing to rewind when someone talks. Most Youtube users don’t bother to create subtitles for their videos (and auto-generated subtitles are crap). I just wish people were nicer to people who need subtitles, and that they were more accessible on other platforms.
ImmortalWave 