tumblr roll call! reblog if you’re in the following fandoms!

closet-keys:

lesbianborzoi:

satansnumberonehooker:

thatpointoflight:

satansnumberonehooker:

loving ur gf

Ah yes, the fresh smell of misandry…..

me: hey treasure your significant other who is in my case a woman because i am a lesbian
some absolute goon on this website who’s looking for a fight: why do you hate men

loving your girlfriend is hating men

reblog if you love your girlfriend, love girls in general, or just really hate men

305heaux:

sommeil-ephemere:

305heaux:

sommeil-ephemere:

shayuxi:

305heaux:

“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo

Lol Americans

Americans have literally no banter

why did u colonize 90% of the world

lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :)))))))))))))

idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that

any icarly role players in this thread ?

pyxu:

kallua:

pyxu:

Carly looked at Gibby and chuckled, “you fool,” she said slowly levitating, “You failed to get me Home Alone 3 on Blue-Ray and now you will pay….with your life”

“I-I’m sorry Carly I just don’t think I can let that happen” Gibby stammered before taking another chomp off his banana, a nutritious and healthy breakfast.

image

Carly completes her transformation, and looks down at gibby raising her voice into a powerful, booming shout.

“The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate…entrusting his fate in the disks, man clings to a dim hope. Yes..Home Alone 3 Blue Ray edition is the means by which all is revealed…!”

@dogour