just-shower-thoughts:

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

FUCKING AWFUL

I hate the “forbidden fruit” jokes with soap. I hate it. It gives me flash backs and my mouth burns just thinking about it. I can barely handle having soap on/around my lips and these fucks are either straight up eating tide pods, or talking about wanting to eat them.

Don’t.

dogours-mischief:

Hello tumblr!

This tumblr will focus on my rats and other pets. I will be trying to post about my rats at least one a day as I try to be more involved with them. My mental health has been making it hard, but I’m trying to be better.

I’m also hoping to raise funds to take them all to the vet, as I’m positive they all have respiratory infections and one has mites. I’m very worried about one on particular, as she seems to be the worse off. She breathes loudly, sneezing often, and her eyes look irritated most of the time. And it just keeps getting worse.

If you would like to help, you can donate through paypal.

Of course if you don’t want to or don’t have funds, that’s okay.

I’m currently on the search for a better paying job so I can hopefully save up to get them the help they need.

mirvlitch:

Oh so you’re a monster fucker?

Why dont you get a REAL kink like:

– Sneakily Hand Holding

– Cuddling under a mountain of blankets

– Watching movies till midnight and falling asleep holding each other

– Preparing a homemade breakfast that you serve them in bed

– Taking long baths together

– Anal