friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
Author: immortalwave
fats:
Samantha Peterson – “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” (CUPSI 2014)
“Bodies like mine can only be talked about in metaphor. My stomach could be the curve of a sand dune. My calves a flexing ocean.”
Our first video from CUPSI Finals Stage! The incredible Samantha Peterson, from Lewis and Clark College, performing as part of the Best of the Rest
I AM NOT A FUCKING ORCHARD
I’m not a FUCKING orchard
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
But make sure you have consent to smack dat assask the cutie before you touch the booty
“pansexual? so are you like attracted to pans?”
yes. yes i am. every time i see a pan i get so worked up that i cant even focus. any time i see anything that even starts with pan i just want to fuck it. holy shit is that a pancreas i am so Hard right now
WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE I DIDN’T HAVE A PHONE OR AN IPOD SO I WOULD LITERALLY PRINT OUT FANFICS AND READ THEM AT SCHOOL
remember the struggle, kids.
printed in four columns in size ten font for maximum fic per page ratio
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not













