immortalwave

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

femmefatty:

feyuca:

I am what I hate most in the world

i identify so strongly with this expression

brawllyparton:

fats:

buttonpoetry:

Samantha Peterson – “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” (CUPSI 2014)

“Bodies like mine can only be talked about in metaphor. My stomach could be the curve of a sand dune. My calves a flexing ocean.”

Our first video from CUPSI Finals Stage! The incredible Samantha Peterson, from Lewis and Clark College, performing as part of the Best of the Rest

I AM NOT A FUCKING ORCHARD

I’m not a FUCKING orchard

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

dingdongyouarewrong:

“pansexual? so are you like attracted to pans?”
yes. yes i am. every time i see a pan i get so worked up that i cant even focus. any time i see anything that even starts with pan i just want to fuck it. holy shit is that a pancreas i am so Hard right now

the-real-f-word-feminism:

Just in case you were confused

ilookincredibeetus:

mishamcfly:

nahshaw:

WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE I DIDN’T HAVE A PHONE OR AN IPOD SO I WOULD LITERALLY PRINT OUT FANFICS AND READ THEM AT SCHOOL

remember the struggle, kids.

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