•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Author: immortalwave

I lost my shoe.
WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE
THIS IS THE 10 MILLIONTH TIME IVE SEEN THIS POST AND IM STILL LAUGHGIN
My day needed this!
IT’S THE BEST BECAUSE THE CAT IN CINDERELLA’S NAME WAS ACTUALLY LUCIFER
That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
petition for Joseph Fink to upload the bloopers from recording Welcome to Night Vale and call it Welcome to Night Fail
#how about just a reel of cecil laughing at things for about 4 hours
I drew way too much stuff this weekend…
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE HER.
because she transformed from an innocent child star into a normal adult and people can’t handle it
“your bra strap is showing" that’s my dick
everyone’s going to kiss someone tonight and im just going to punch myself in the face
If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
THANK



















