stoned-levi:

notarmin:

bye

that kid is the embodiment of 2013

bhhammy:

calleo:

“It’s like being presented with a sirloin steak and being told you can’t eat it.”

Well.

I presented my two dogs with an actual sirloin steak, then told them no.

Woofles didn’t even approach it when I set it down, as I hadn’t told him it was okay to do so.
Quinn approached it, completely ready to take it from the plate (as her manners are not yet as good as Woofles’ manners), was told no, and immediately backed off.

When Woofles heard the no, he turned away as well because he knew that steak was not for him to eat.

Notice how they didn’t ‘argue’, didn’t take it anyway, didn’t get aggressive, didn’t beg, or didn’t try to somehow persuade me that they should be able to have it.

They were told no, they backed off.

So, essentially, if you use that analogy to excuse rape, you’re saying you have less self control and fewer basic social manners than my two dogs.

That also probably means you should be neutered and kept on a leash.

How in the living fuck does this not have more notes?

gingerbreaddestiel:

andthenewt:

toothpast:

2-shane-s:

Waffle falling over

the fact that this has over 50k notes makes me wonder about the state of our sanity

IT MAKES SUCH A SATISFYING NOISE I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY JOY

Goodbye John