Jellyfish Boyfriend

momolady:

I was commissioned to write this really fun story by @cnotyouraveragecnidarian. I was really excited to do this monster. It hadn’t occurred to me to do a jellyfish! I hope you enjoy.

   The aquarium and rescue facility you work at is right on the beach. Every day you take your lunch and a blanket and sit on the sands. You love to watch the ocean as you eat. All too happy to get away from the cafeteria and your coworker who has to comment on every bite of food you eat.

   “You think that pudding is wise?” He’ll say. “Do you really need that piece of bread?” You can feel your stomach sink when he enters the room. “You know, it’s really not a good idea to drink coffee now.”

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bluebarely:

danny fenton, amity high’s resident space nerd, who’s never seen without his jacket and wears the same five shirts and jeans in rotation, always has a water bottle + gum with him, has been hanging out w/ the same two kids since second grade, and sometimes is seen diving around empty corners, and for all anyone knows has never brushed his hair a day in his life

Boys with long hair are cute
Boys with short hair are cute
Boys with no hair are cute
Boys with facial hair are cute
Boys without facialhair are cute
Boys who are athletic are cute
Boys who are chubby are cute
Boys who wear jeans are cute
Boys who wear skirts are cute
Boys that are confident are cute
Boys that are shy are cute
FtM boys are cute
Boys are cute
But if youre an ssshole for no reason I probably dont think youre cute